The CIA went in first...They place animal informants throughout the the forest. They question all the plants & trees for information. After 3 months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit has slip through the border & fled to Thailand.
The FBI goes in next...After 2 weeks, they have no leads so they burn the whole forest down, killing everything including the rabbit. The rabbit had it coming & as far as they are concerned...job's done.
Finally, our PDRM goes in...They come out 2 hours later with a badly beaten bear with a swollen left eye. The bear is yelling : "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"
Taken & modified from Accountants Today
3 comments:
hey bro, i dont know where else to say this so hope you don't mind me commenting here.
im glad you didn't take any offense and ronaldo would be such an ass for leaving the team that made him. but, i would be lying if i said i wouldn't be happy to see him leave utd.
haha! see you around :)
LOL!!! I muz said tat i cannot say anything abt it. Damn true... maybe u need NSA as well, haha.
bravo! bravo! (applauding while giving a standing ovation)
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